Saturday, May 10, 2008

Date with Ikea

Ontem o meu dia foi uma ode aos diálogos bizarros. Vai mais um momento-desconforto:

Durante o Spring Bacchanal (que, apesar do nome, é só mais uma pseudo-festa de filósofos-wannabe chatos como eu), enquanto o Respectivo e eu preparávamos drinks na cozinha dos Daves, chega o Adam K., que é um dos caras mais legais daqui:

- So... I see you guys hanging out together a lot. Are you... hanging out?
- ?!
- I mean... are you hanging out together or are you just, er..., friendly? I mean, you're more than friends, right?
- ?!
- ?
- Na, we're not just friends.
- But are you guys, like, dating? Like, for real, or are you just haning out?
- I hope we're kinda serious, cause I'm going to Brazil with this one in the end of the month.
- Oh, really?! How cool. That's great. I mean, i'm sorry, I didn't know...
- Na, that's ok...
- So how long have you guys been dating...?

E por aí foi, a conversa. Incrível como o Adam colocou de forma clara e precisa basicamente todas as perguntas que eu tinha vontade de fazer em janeiro. Talvez eu devesse ter feito. Diálogo imaginário:

- So... We've been hanging out together a lot. Are we... hanging out?
- ?!
- I mean... are we hanging out together or are we just, er..., friendly? I mean, we're more than friends, right?
- ?!
- ?
- !
- What do you mean?
- What do I mean what?
- What do you mean by "!"?
- ?
- ??
- Do you wanna talk?
- Aren't we talking?
- Is everything ok with you, missy? Look, I'm sorry-
- Shut up.
- What do you mean by all this? You know I, we -
- Never mind. I know.
- ???
- !!!!
- ?!
- !
- !?
- !
- !!
- !!!!!
- Yeah, whatever. You're crazy. And awesome.
- No, you are.

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